Neymar for Nike Tech Pack
my friend and i are planning to dress up for halloween and go as Disney villainesses…she’s gonna be Cruella but anyone that i want to be doesn’t show their fucking hair (Malificent or the Queen in Snow White—except for the transformation scene) and i wanna stick to the classics so what the fuck
please don’t make me be Jasmine as a last resort please please
what 0 brain capacity looks like:
my ex is attempting to pursue pro soccer in Ecuador and felt the need to text me asking for nudes the minute he landed there.
he sent me a picture of his dick to break the ice.
honey, there’s plenty of south american bait down there. what the fuck are you after me for?
hi i just became a car owner…….shit got real.