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Neymar for Nike Tech Pack

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stop

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my friend and i are planning to dress up for halloween and go as Disney villainesses…she’s gonna be Cruella but anyone that i want to be doesn’t show their fucking hair (Malificent or the Queen in Snow White—except for the transformation scene) and i wanna stick to the classics so what the fuck

please don’t make me be Jasmine as a last resort please please

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what 0 brain capacity looks like:

my ex is attempting to pursue pro soccer in Ecuador and felt the need to text me asking for nudes the minute he landed there. 

he sent me a picture of his dick to break the ice.

honey, there’s plenty of south american bait down there. what the fuck are you after me for?

swerveee

hi i just became a car owner…….shit got real.